How to learn pole dance

Today, got 1 sifu is gonna teach u all how to dance..POLE DANCE....she dance very geng one.... until u all also cannot tahan......

u see lar...
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still wanna see ar?
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don't see lar...
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so hamsap one lar you...
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oklar... see lar see lar...
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Nah, this is our sifu lor.... i told u all ady lor...u all sure cannot tahan ady after see her...



she has sexy thick neck.




"Today! I'm gonna teach you all learn pole dance!"

"WAH... u see! even these hamsap guys also can't wait to see me dance!"

"Ha ha ha... I know i memang pretty one lar... ok, class starts."

"First, u dance like this, circling around the pole."

"Then straight up your body and bite that thing. To make u look more sexier."

"Sexy ler....he he he..."

"OH! I feel so sexy now! even this guy also cannot tahan already.."

"OK, class end ady.... hope you all will learn something from me!"

WAH.... this miss sexy alligator really teach us a lot of things! THANK YOU SIFU!!!

Good new and Bad news

Today the good news is.... today when i just reached home, i get out from my dad's car. Then suddenly, i saw a girl standing at the opposite of my neighbour house. At first i was liked, looks so familiar... then suddenly i remember...OH!!! MY NATIONAL SERVICE FRIEND lai de! WAH! i so long time didn't see all my national service friends liao.. i know one of my national service friend's cousin live opposite of my house de. Wah... so happy lor.. then we chit chat for so long at my house. She's actually my skolmate lai de, but we don't have any connection until during the national service time.

The Bad news is, one of my girlfriends went to hospital yesterday due to dengue. I can't spend my time too long with my national service friend, so she left early and went to her cousin house then i went to visit my friend at hospital. Her face looks kinda pale lor, of coz lor... vomit like hell... i've tried before when i kena food poisoning.. in just 3 hours, i had vomited more than 10 times...uncountable, until i have to go to clinic and injected me. that time i also cannot go to clinic coz still so early...i waited the clinic until it open then i only go. Back to my story, while i was talking with her, her mom and her brother also got come and visit her. Few hours later, i left the hospital and went home. Haih...nowadays so many ppl kena dengue, becareful lor... dengue is not a joke....

Meet my Boyfriend

Let me introduce to you all about my boyfriend.
Meet my boyfriend....

I have a boyfriend,
And he is the only guy who I always spend my time with,
He is dulled and boring,
But I'm forced to be with him,
Without him,
My life will get into trouble,
He will lead me to the future,
Sometimes,
He makes me feel very annoy,
Sometimes,
He makes me feel like talking to a wall,
But he never argue back,
I have to force myself to get to know more about him,
So i shall never have any problems with him,
He is so calm and quiet,
He will never ask me any questions,
Why I did not spend my time with him,
Why I did not even talk to him for a week,
Because he is my revision BOOK! XD

Love Calculator

Have ever you written a person's name and your name and calculate it on a piece of paper or even draw a hand palm when you were young? If yes, I was one of them. I used to play with my friends when i was still in primary school or even with my sister.

Nowadays ppl don't love calculate on a piece of paper anymore and eventually check on internet. Just type 'Love Calculator'. Last time my sister lor, very busybody and ask me who i was crushed with (I was only just 11). That time i also dunno anything. Then she went to check on internet and tell me the percentage. LOL! Till now, when i think back my old times, it was kinda funny and fun. But now i also big girl already. Didn't play liao lor. But you can check on internet if you're interested on it :D

BBQ Party

Yesterday i attended Apple's BBQ party. Apple's sis open de, her sis is also my friend. Jian Ping, Kuang Hang and I were invited to their party. Apple only just invited a few friends becoz this is not her party. After BBQ, Jian Ping, Apple and I have ntg to do... either Kuan Hang too-the only guy LOL! Apple's house opposite is playground lai de. We walked to the playground and there got swings.

Jian Ping, Apple and I go play the swing like kids only. We were so happily and we even sing negaraku song.... LOL!!!!! Apple sing 'ne', then i sing 'na', then jian ping sing 'ra'.. and we just kept on continuing doing it until we even actually mess up with the song too. LOL...

It reminds us back during high skol. Last time Apple was having BBQ party then all of us also went to playground and play,then play swings..... is like..we were young back again.. doesn't mean we're old nenek think back again lar. We even challenge who swings the highest, and i'm the lowest one (coz i'm too full scare later vomit) .. haih~

Last time when i was young, no matter how long i swing, i would never get tired. Then now i play back, so fast tired liao lol~ We left the party by 11.30pm and went back home... thanks for the BBQ.. Apple and Queenie. I have so much fun yesterday.

Murukku

One of my parent's friends is indian.... quite a good friend lar..... then he gave us Murukku.... lots of them!!! coz deepavali mar.... WALAO..i also dunno how are we gonna finish it..so many.......



this tin box is quite big.... half of it is murukku...





seee...i didn't lie....





nah...this is muruku...

normally i dun like to eat murukku...is becoz of the strong 'smell' but this one is not really that strong and it suits on my taste..then i everyday eat murukku ady.... XD

Blueberry

Yesterday lor... i walked at the back of my kitchen... then suddenly saw how come outside the floor got so many small small biji biji 1... i thought what was that at 1st..then i walked outside to see more clearly...oh...fruit lai de.... then i turn to my right...OH! since when at the back of my neighbour plant blueberry tree ar....how come i dunno one..the tree is full of berries... coz just now heavy rain mar... sure the berries fly to my house.... i peak at my neighbour house to make sure no one is there...then i quicky go take 1 small chair to stand...then go curi pluck some berries XD...

i only pluck this much lar... dun expect me to curi sampai chop off their tree...

looks very dry...

this is my very 1st time to see blueberry... normally i use blueberry to make blueberry cheese tarts... then see blueberry picture only... then now at last i'm able to see with my own eyes lor...

Hakka Yam Abacus

Hakka Yam Abacus is 1 of my favourite dish!! I already look at this recepi for 3 months ady...then i decided to do le....1st go smash the yam and campur dengan tapioca flour... and then make into abacus shape...

Cute ler...perasan*

after tat...bring it to boil.....become like this

then go fry .... fry with mushroom, pork, chillies, garlic, onions, black fungus, coriander, then add some seasoning... and lastly add yam abacus.....TADA! nice mar? want to eat????

who say i dunno how to cook? LOL!!!

National Service's life

Anyone misses those old days??? Anyone kena terpilih khidmat negara??? Well, i was one of them... HAIH~ miss those old times..yeap.... i have a special souvenior for myself from NS... u wanna see??

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FULL OF SIGNATURES on my top!!!!!!! all the signatures are from my dorm mates...

even at the back too.....

i never forget it... notice some of them are written by pen? is becoz we're out of marker pen! LOL!.... the last day of being in NS... i hug my friends tightly and cried...and i really couldn't let it go.... i know i've cried for 3 days. and so as my friends..my eyes also bengkak ady coz cry too much..that top cannot be washed is becoz some of them is written by pen..so i must keep dry clean....

You B*tch!

Who' the bitch!?
We're the bitch!
Who's that lame girl?
That's a lame bitch you son of the gun!
This is my bitches,
And you brought your lame bitches along,
But we're still the best bitches!
We're the strong bitches!
What's bitch?
Bitch is a girl you son of the gun!
You bitch!

PS: Son of a gun means Son of the Bitch. This sentence ppl always misundertand it and always think we insult their's mom..but it means... IT IS YOU! U WERE BORN TO BE A BITCH!

Birthday Present

Today I went to Mid Valley to meet Little Chef coz he just came back from Australia.. i got a bit not so in the mood that time... but also must happy happy lar coz able to meet my friend....

then once reach to Mid Valley then go gai gai with Little Chef...then he hand me 1 shopping plastic bag..at first i thought what thing is inside there.. once i took out... OH? OH!!! AR!! i always wanted to have it... LOL!!! then happy happy ady... he said bought it from Australia.. i think he knows i like to polish my nails very much lar coz i pernah buy nail polish infront of him. but i think it's too early to buy me a birthday gift ler although my birthday is on October... but before that he got accidentally tell me he bought nail polish as my birthday gift...AIYA!! RUIN ADY.... i scold him i told him keep quiet coz he shouldn't tells me wat is he gonna buy me a birthday gift mar!! HAIYO!

and then he hand me the OASIS CD Album that he won the Oasis competition... i told him to give me lar if he doesn't want it coz that time he told me he doesn't this latest album after listening... i haven't listen lar...but thanks lar~....

nah...this is my birthday gift....

My birthday present with the Oasis album...

THANK YOU VERY MUCH LITTLE CHEF... but i haven't listen the album yet wor.... XD

SOT WOMAN

I was so damn boring ar that time...now ady midnight... i was gonna bored to death...just chatting then while chit chating....

After talking lapsap things...

ED: U sot one...

Slipper Girl: no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar, no ar..

Slipper Girl: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

ED: =.='' just now sot

ED: now siao

ED: hahahaha

Slipper Girl: no ar

Slipper Girl: no ar

ED: YES YES

ED: sot + siao

Slipper Girl: YERRR~~ :..(

ED: cry also no use

Slipper Girl:treat girls like this?!!??!

ED:cry d still sot

ED:hahhahaha

ED: but still u are sot

ED: no need to sleep ar???

Slipper Girl: u also lar!

Slipper Girl: BATMAN

ED: lolx

ED: then u sotwoman..hahahaha...

Slipper Girl: or u mean..

Slipper Girl: SWORDWOMAN

Slipper Girl: sotwoman= swordwoman

Slipper Girl: or did u mean

Slipper Girl: S.W.A.T. WOMAN

Slipper Girl: hahaha...no comment?

ED: tat siao

Slipper Girl: or u mean

Slipper Girl: salt woman..or sweet woman..or bitter woman..or sour woman????

ED: U see...u memang sot de... just kidding lar...

Slipper Girl: Sell Woman???

Slipper Girl says: Or u mean Xiao Woman???? Little Woman??????? xD

ED: u sot d =.=''... dun make me sot also

Slipper Girl: no ar no ar....

And the conversation continues..... this is how the SOT WOMAN comes from.... HAHAHA!!!

My Game's Life

Games are fun, it can fulfill our statisfaction and especially by releasing our angers. But, i dunno you guys lar... I'm a GIRL, and i love to play action games. tak percaya kah? i played Need For Speed part 1 before.. i played until lap 64 out of 120 laps (if i'm not mistaken) then i only stop...yeap, i love racing games. But in real life i dare not speeding de... COZ I KIASI (scare die) mar...

I started to play games when i was 10 year old. i'm a big fan of tomb raider de... i remember for my very 1st time look at her pic ar...the 1st thing i say "HER BREAST SO HUGE!", "WHY HER WAIST SO SMALL ONE.." then the latest come out luuu..pretty a lot... graphic also nice ady

My sis's PS2 has become mine ady..coz she langsung dun play at all.... my gila sis ar... all watch me play games 1...i so restless that time..when i sleeping ar...they will wake me up one..want to watch me play games... even though how scary the games..they still force me to play..i so cham u know that time...

Let me think how many games i have completed before...
1. Tomb Raider II
2. Resident Evil 4
3. Devil May Cry 3
4. Silent Hill 3 (Merge up with my friend coz too scary)
5. Charley Angels (Sucks Games)
6. Finding Nemo (Cute Games)
7. Ratatouille (Complete in 5 hours)
8. Tomb Raider- The Legend
9. Time Commando (Old Games)
10. Metal Slug (OF COZ LAR!!!)
11. WWE- In Your House (Old Games)
12. Lord of the Ring - the return of blah blah..

I dun remember ady....

The Games that i haven't complete:
1. Silent Hill 4 (play until looking for doll's body-coz too scary)
2. Devil May Cry 3 (forget how to fight with these 12 bosses)
3. The Incredible (Until the invisible girl- lost my patient ady)
4. Tomb Raider- Anniversary (Almost complete- Pissed off because the game got problem)
5. Mr Mosquito (cute games but too hard to handle it)
6. Transformer
7. Need For Speed (always almost win the race but i kena accident)
8. Matrix (lazy to play ady..)
9. Fatal Frame (CD LOSAK)
10. Prince of Persia- The Towers

I dun remember ady...

Target Games that i wanna play:
1. Resident Evil 5
2. God of War
3. Devil May Cry 4

I like to play The sims lor... hehe..very Cute... i like to build houses de..is like building my own city.. hm..klar.... i think i better stop here.. all the best wish for my myself.. SO PERASAN*

Peanut Butter Bread

My mom taught me how to make this bread, peanut butter bread...no need to spread the peanut butter on the bread..just eat the bread can ady...coz have the peanut butter taste... this bread quite unique hor??? HEH....



i didn't took some pic when i make this bread....coz my hand was full of flour... Wanna try?? XD

Food Food Food

aiya... sorry to all my fans.... so many ppl complain that why i stop updating my blog wor... sorry .... coz i now i am very very very busy with my studies lar.... but dun worry...i took some pic in these few weeks for blogs de!









this is roti bakar...i dunno lar...my mom and i went out for breakfast...at kuchai lama there, Restaurant Hao Wan... at there ler... very famous of pork mee noodles...yeap...very nice de...i'm not lying ler!! really 1...but now..i wanna try sumthing diff... the stall man told me pick on omellete.. and here it is... ok lar..not bad also... lots of fillings inside...and the price also not bad too...








this apple ler...is Rose Apple... my dad bought for me de.... coz i love to eat apple de....so my dad bought me a special apple for me to eat.... WALAO!! so huge 1..... LOL.....OH~ so sweet..and crunchy too!!!








This is Vietnam Popiah... i bought it at seri petaling pasar malam on Tuesday..very nice to eat...inside got coconut flesh...and some kind of sugar things...looks like straws.... yum yum...very nice to eat....







And this is Pao Bun.... i bought is from Restaurant Song Kei, at Taman Desa.... ohhh..very nice ohhh........ very juicy and the taste almost the same like the Char Siew Pao.... i'm not lying to you de....







I have my lunch with my family at the Restaurant Song kei...neh...i bought tat Pao Bun from this restaurant de... not bad also..still can eat.... the soup not so oily lor.... but cannot judge on our wantan sizes with china wantan lar...China Wantans is seriously very huge 1.... lol...





If got any nice food ler..i will intro some food again.... =D

Avril Lavigne Conert 3

WOW....on that day, finally...i can go for avril lavigne's concert!!!! HOORAY!!!! we went to Dataran Merdeka by LRT coz scare there got no parking car.....


Inside of the Stadium (before the perfomance starts)


this is the stage where avril's gonna perform...



this is the standing place for those ppl buy the standing ticket

then this is the toilet....XD

we didn't buy the standing ticket is becoz we're afraid there's too many ppl and we can hardly see her...so we bought seating ticket instead on standing......
while we were waiting the the concert start...suddenly raining wor!?!?? SEI LOR!!!!! luckily they got provide raincoat...but is lao ya raincoat...but then better than nothing lar....



Everyone was wearing raincoat...


they so cham...have to step wet grass....

then suddenly..the rain stop wor!! wahhh...so happy lar of coz.....the weather also so cool ady....not hot anymore...... like air cond..then everyone take off our raincoat...

Finally....the concert has begun......everyone get off from their seats including me....we scream, shout and cheer for her....AHHHH!!! OOOooooOOo.....YEAH!!!


Avril lavinge.......WOOO~

she's too tiny......i can't see...



was singing 'I miss you'..

the concert last long from 9.15pm-10.30pm....aiyo...too fast lar..haih....no choice lor.... what to do.... at least we can see her ady....... but once everyone leave the concert...

all the rubbish were everywhere....


even the whole stadium also full of dispose raincoats...

wow, it was a nice concert lar...... after the concert has already over...we went home by lrt...
and the very next day...i have sorethroat...coz i shout and sing loud loud..and cheer for her tooo..... XD then now i cannot sing ady..haih........ but at least i can go to her concert lar =D

Lee Chong Wei- Olympic Final Match

Sadly, Lee Chong Wei has lost the match with Lin Dan.. i was so upset about this incidence...i have given him full support but unfortunately he has lost the match.. Lin Dan is the world champion of badminton lor...also no choice lar..but Chong Wei has made us proud... nvm lar...

I even shout infront of the TV ...walao... i can't believe i was so panic then shout here and there... like watching football like that (i dun watch football)...i even cover my head with a pillow...so worried until like that.. normally i dun watch badminton geh....coz that day i read the newspaper...CHONG WEI HAS IN THE FINAL MATCH!! WAH!!!! 1st time listen in all my life lor....1st malaysian to in the final match like..so exciting...

he looked very panic during the match..can see lor..and then at china summore...all the supporters is chinaman.... b4 he compete with lin dan... all is diff country mar..so not so many supporters and it's even more easier to compete with..then now is china...and then so many china ppl support.. so all the time we can only hear is ppl are cheering for Lin Dan.... But don't worry lar Chong Wei... there's 10 billion ppl above are watching u through television :) ALL THE BEST CHONG WEI! U CAN DO IT!!

Save The PIG!

While i was playing with my pig toy...i throw my pig toy up and down..den i catch it.. so happy that time

OooOooOoo..the pig so nice to play with...throw up and fell from the air and catch back...i was playing with the pig while walking.....throwing up and down...WEE~~then throw even more higher..higher..and HIGHER!!! wah...so nice to play....

then... i accidentally throw the pig too high!!! and it got sticked on the ceiling!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE!? SAVE THE PIG!!! SEI LOR!! my poor piggy never fell off from the ceiling!!!!


U see my poor piggy...stuck on the ceiling...sei lor...

i quickly grab a chair and stand on the chair to take my pig...but i can't!! the ceiling is too high!! i wanted to take a broom n make...but can't! broom too dirty!! later the ceiling turn black..and the only 1 choice....I GO TAKE ROTAN! i go take the rotan and hit the pig...i hit and hit and hit...do it repeatly...and it works....it comes off from the ceiling and fell on the floor..thank god....but then the ceiling sudah ada stain ler...haih....luckily not so clear lar....

i've learnt my lesson...never ever throw anything very high in the air anymore.... =P

Avril Lavinge's Concert 2

today..... during my breakfast time...i was reading my newspaper n having my cereal drinks again.. while i was reading and flipping to the almost last page...and guess what? at last someone membebaskan suaranya...

wow....at last someone really say it..... i support the person lar then....

On my way to college

This evening my dad drove me to the college coz ari ini ada skol......... on the way to college so damn traffic jam...while every vehicles were driving slowly, steadyly..... suddenly got 1 motosikal man drive fast fast and think he's the famous motorbike racer VALENTINO....drive until almost hit my dad's car and almost hit the front car n that was exp BMW car....

then all of the drivers were looking at the stupid malay man...he thought he so yeng..and guess what? he go show middle finger to all of us.... but from his face...he half scare half brave...his face looks so scare like that...but go show middle finger to all of us..n not professional enough at all..he was liked trying to say sumthing through his body language to us.. "FUCKU ALL!"...oooi....i'm not that kind of person who like to scold badwords 1 ar..but then it's really through his body language...

And i said to my dad,
"Dad, did u see something?"
"Yeah".....
"U know what? he's gonne be in d deep shit soon...."
"Yeap, he is...", he nodded

see how lar....i'm sure he's gonna get belasah by someone soon....

Avril Lavigne's Concert

YEAH!! guess what!? i've already bought the ticket concert to AVRIL LAVIGNE'S CONCERT!! HOORAY!!! can't wait to see...


TADA.... got ang pao somemore..inside got tickets...



got 3 tickets inside...the other 2 tickets is not for u all 1!! these 3 tickets are my sis, me and her friend who are going to the concert ..lol...then oh... got free of her book too ..cool

and the next day, i was having my nice cereal drink for my breakfast and read the newspaper....
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BAN THE CONCERT!? U'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! i've just bought the ticket!!!!!!
and the next day....


WALAO... pls lar.... i already bought the ticket u know....and the tickets are not cheap at all.....
haih... happy time is so short...... but sad time can last longer...the only thing i can do is...just wish won't band the avril lavigne concert.........

Paris Hilton-Handbag

Paris Hilton....the rich pretty not old nor young sexy lady..all she has killed millions of men...



"Hai, i'm Paris Hilton...i'm here to seduce u all and all the bitches to buy my handbag."




Handbags........

now 1 utama also got open 1 paris hilton shop that sells all handbag only.. not only she does as a modelling... but she also sells lots of things and this is how she earns the money.. is like we're paying for her nite club fee yo..... LOL........ but to admit lar..she is pretty lar.... i even have her poster too.... LOL..... so if u all buy her stuffs..u're actually paying her nite club fee, her one nite stand and so on...haha...

WALL-E

Now got 1 disney is coming out liao...that is WALL-E ..wanna to be in love wor...

WALL-E

but i must say this story is hamsap.... this movie must under parent's guidiance... coz u see...

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this hamsap robot......