Adam's Family

Once upon a time, last time ppl who haven’t invent condoms. They born a lot a looooooooot of children. Just like adam’s family only. All weird weird one. And now ler… ppl now are so smart, even invented condoms, drugs that is specialist to prevent from pregnant oleidi.

But oh… now ppl still dun have brains. And I don’t mean they really dun have any brains. Nowadays many family come from poor family and still follow the adam’s family style. I dun prefer to call them poor family who only know how to plant children because it’s sounds so wrong and insulting. Hence that’s why I called them adam’s family. Anyway, when I was young, I used to watch adam’s family cartoon shows although it’s not one of my favourite toons.
People nowadays ar.. dunno how to control their hormones and get erect so easily. If cannot control mai rape girls loh?

I have a story to share with you guys. Last year, I used to work in office. Then there’s one time I went to kitchen and washed my cup. Then I saw a guy looked like Indonesian, hiding at the edge n pull up his shirt. At first I was so curious.. what is he doing? And he started to move his hand..sudden fast..sudden slow.. n then it sudden grabs my attention.. what is he doing? I look a little bit longer then I realize.. SHIT! He’s masturbating in the public! That was my very first time to see people masturbate. On that night, I was chatting with my friend on msn n I told my friend about what happened today. My friend told me that I should buy lottery because it’s very rare to see ppl masturbate in the public. Then I replied back, “WHAT!? YESTERDAY MY MOM JUST WENT TO BUY LOTTERY NUMBER AND THIS IS MY PRIZES AR!?”.

Haih… I tell u lah.. IF you can’t afford to buy condoms. Then don’t do sex. Yes, condoms are very expensive for one of the ‘delightful things’. N if you’re not able to afford it, do it in a very cheapskate sex practice. Just on the pc and watch sex clips. Watch them and play with yourself loh.. and imagine that you’re that guy loh. If you can’t afford to buy a sex doll then go take your curtain and sew it by yourself loh.. more better mah.. homemade sex doll. But when you hold your curtain, and start to sing “When the dog bites, when the bee stinks, and I feeling sad.. I simply remember my favourite things!!!..blah blah blah.. (The Sounds Of Musics)”.. Nyek nyek nyek… eh eh eh.. I’m not sifu in sex ah… don’t ask me.. I’m very stupid in this but I’m very good in insulting ppl..i’m so evil…so evil….YEAH!! BLEK!! just kidding lah..

If girls cannot control their feminine part then go make it to menopause loh! Then no need to period oleidi. SO NICE~ … WHAT!? SAVE COSTS MAH! PAD PAD SO EXPENSIVE~

Guys are one of the most weakest men in the WHOLE WORLD.. NYEK..BLEK! Not in their talent or their hardwork. They always drink alcohol n their batang kayu manis gembira is uncontrollable. By around 50 year old, men always start to get itch and find a younger girl that is twice younger than him. It’s very rare to find guys are so nice, and pure heart nowadays.

Nowadays many girls are so easy to fall for guy’s traps. And this is one of them. Guys with INNOCENT face are always the most fierce. Tak percaya? Go ahead then.. Secondly, don’t date those guys with monkey brains.They are wild and only know how to boast around. And then scratch scratch their butt... EWW!!!

So oh… better think twice oh… plant so many children, but what will happen once your h-assband/wi-pee or both of you divorce? Think twice…so now what are you gonna say? Guy’s batang kayu manis gembira= tongkat ali batang busuk? (pahit pahit one..)

Hm.. this is all I can say lah..coz I think I write too long..nyek…… and I hope you will find the right partner..ok lah… I better stop here…buhbye..88..

WALAOWE!

WALAOWE... aiyoyo...soli lar...so many ppl create rumours about me ar..this that this that...rumours rumours rumous.... aiya... i am well known as a busy girl lar wei..ok ok lar..n here it goes..

Before i sit for my exam, a month before my exam. I was so bored. I have ntg to do. I just busy busy BUSY main with my this gila dog... take pic pic pic pic.....u can't expect ppl to study for the whole day right? it can kills ur brain and makes u think negative ya know?.. okok.. then u see my this gila dog....always smile smile smile... like gila dog only...



gila hor?? but it seems like someone has ruined this pic......haih...

and then...this is my baby bunny..



cute mar??????? wun bite u lar!

After my exam, i was so happy...FREE AT LAST!! HOORAY! cannot tahan ady..always lock up at home and study only.. then i hang out with my hubby... walk walk at the curve..the saw all these cute chicks... i squeeze my hubby's arm hard hard...so cute u know..then i saw something different and i took a pic... can u spot the differences???


cute mar!??!?!?!? can see or not?? huiyo...cannot see then u blind lar u!
my hubby kept on bising only say only care this cute chicks and dun care him liao... LOL...

okok..just kidding just kidding...ntg happen in these few week until a few days ago.. i was reading newspaper.....
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what a big karipap i've ever seen...
u know... i also know how to do that big big karipap u know...but i will you teach other another thing! ok....
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1st... u have to prepare fabric, cotton, scissors, glue, needle, colourful threads, and lastly the most important is yourself!! I bet u can see something on the table...saw the sushi eh?? hehehe..yeap, i'm teaching you how to make a handmade sushi..

But not only i ownself do ler....looks like someone also very busy doing things ler...



she also got do.. doing her teddy bear....

so busy sampai tak peduli saya... haih..

OK! back to my story!!!!!

to make the rice..

1st...sew it into like this....until like a basket ..

Then sew the top. But don't sew everthing, don't forget! Stuff the cotton in!

** Never ever stuff in too much cotton. Or else it won't look natural and the rice will never stay balance.

Once the cotton has already stuff in and sew it up, ALL DONE! it became a rice ball. And now start to decorate it.

well, not only the rice ball.. you can do many kinds too...

hahaha... wanna eat???? XD

Not only sushi,

i even made another 1 too.....

i made this for my hubby..... hahaha..

cute huh?

Well, all these kind of cute stuffs..u can buy it from 1 Utama, action city... i made a lot of them.. but i forget to upload it. i will upload for the next blog. haha XD

And my yesterday news! yesterday sien like hell. I followed my hubby go yam cha. And he brought me to SS2 yam cha. He told me I wil be suprise when i get there. Yup! seriously, I was quite shocked. Because this is the longest mamak i've ever seen! The food are really special too. Roti Canai can be treated as Hawaian Pizza, and i dunno lar...my bf ordered it, and then i 4got to take the food pic!!! I dun even know what's wrong with me yesterday. Most of the time i will look at the shop's name but I forget to check on it n even my hubby too. AHH!! But i took my hubby's pic... hehehe..

u see... go curi my drinks!!!!!! no manners... but he looks like a vampire in this pic hor?? crazy 1 lar him... LOL

okoklar..i'm pretty tired right now and almost everyday i have so many activities to do.. STAY TUNE!!!!!

Naughty Pandas

Today i just received a foward email from my friend. A Kute email... so kuteeeeeee....kawaiine......until i'm gonna kill someone soon. wanna squeeze someone and strangle someone ady.. (so better stay away from me lar har.... but dun be so mean horrrrr......)



BABY PANDA! SO CUTE! .....


EH....why this panda...scare of me is it?????



WAHH!!! see me also sudah pokai jor!?

SUAN LAH! all these pandas.... i so sayang them...but they treat me like this!?!?!??!? FINE LAH! now i go do my revenge on them!
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treat me like this lar!?
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HAO! i wun give u any mercy ady!!!!
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HMPH! i wun let you go PANDAS!!!!
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hehehehehehehehehe....done........
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HAHAHAHAHA..... kena paksa pakai dress ady.... SEE!!! more cuter ady!

AIYA! DUN BEND DOWN! dun be shy lar my baby panda......let ppl see ur panty ady.... haih~

HAIHYA! dun play gymnastic lar panda!! u're wearing skirt right now!!! haih!!!!! i really cannot tahan them liao lar....tooooooooooooooooo naughty... wear skirt and all.... still no manners and show everyone see their panties. but nvm lar..think to the bright side..........at least they grab so many tourist's attention hor???

How to learn pole dance

Today, got 1 sifu is gonna teach u all how to dance..POLE DANCE....she dance very geng one.... until u all also cannot tahan......

u see lar...
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still wanna see ar?
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don't see lar...
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so hamsap one lar you...
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oklar... see lar see lar...
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Nah, this is our sifu lor.... i told u all ady lor...u all sure cannot tahan ady after see her...



she has sexy thick neck.




"Today! I'm gonna teach you all learn pole dance!"

"WAH... u see! even these hamsap guys also can't wait to see me dance!"

"Ha ha ha... I know i memang pretty one lar... ok, class starts."

"First, u dance like this, circling around the pole."

"Then straight up your body and bite that thing. To make u look more sexier."

"Sexy ler....he he he..."

"OH! I feel so sexy now! even this guy also cannot tahan already.."

"OK, class end ady.... hope you all will learn something from me!"

WAH.... this miss sexy alligator really teach us a lot of things! THANK YOU SIFU!!!

Good new and Bad news

Today the good news is.... today when i just reached home, i get out from my dad's car. Then suddenly, i saw a girl standing at the opposite of my neighbour house. At first i was liked, looks so familiar... then suddenly i remember...OH!!! MY NATIONAL SERVICE FRIEND lai de! WAH! i so long time didn't see all my national service friends liao.. i know one of my national service friend's cousin live opposite of my house de. Wah... so happy lor.. then we chit chat for so long at my house. She's actually my skolmate lai de, but we don't have any connection until during the national service time.

The Bad news is, one of my girlfriends went to hospital yesterday due to dengue. I can't spend my time too long with my national service friend, so she left early and went to her cousin house then i went to visit my friend at hospital. Her face looks kinda pale lor, of coz lor... vomit like hell... i've tried before when i kena food poisoning.. in just 3 hours, i had vomited more than 10 times...uncountable, until i have to go to clinic and injected me. that time i also cannot go to clinic coz still so early...i waited the clinic until it open then i only go. Back to my story, while i was talking with her, her mom and her brother also got come and visit her. Few hours later, i left the hospital and went home. Haih...nowadays so many ppl kena dengue, becareful lor... dengue is not a joke....

Meet my Boyfriend

Let me introduce to you all about my boyfriend.
Meet my boyfriend....

I have a boyfriend,
And he is the only guy who I always spend my time with,
He is dulled and boring,
But I'm forced to be with him,
Without him,
My life will get into trouble,
He will lead me to the future,
Sometimes,
He makes me feel very annoy,
Sometimes,
He makes me feel like talking to a wall,
But he never argue back,
I have to force myself to get to know more about him,
So i shall never have any problems with him,
He is so calm and quiet,
He will never ask me any questions,
Why I did not spend my time with him,
Why I did not even talk to him for a week,
Because he is my revision BOOK! XD

Love Calculator

Have ever you written a person's name and your name and calculate it on a piece of paper or even draw a hand palm when you were young? If yes, I was one of them. I used to play with my friends when i was still in primary school or even with my sister.

Nowadays ppl don't love calculate on a piece of paper anymore and eventually check on internet. Just type 'Love Calculator'. Last time my sister lor, very busybody and ask me who i was crushed with (I was only just 11). That time i also dunno anything. Then she went to check on internet and tell me the percentage. LOL! Till now, when i think back my old times, it was kinda funny and fun. But now i also big girl already. Didn't play liao lor. But you can check on internet if you're interested on it :D