Friday, August 21, 2009

Adam's Family

Once upon a time, last time ppl who haven’t invent condoms. They born a lot a looooooooot of children. Just like adam’s family only. All weird weird one. And now ler… ppl now are so smart, even invented condoms, drugs that is specialist to prevent from pregnant oleidi.

But oh… now ppl still dun have brains. And I don’t mean they really dun have any brains. Nowadays many family come from poor family and still follow the adam’s family style. I dun prefer to call them poor family who only know how to plant children because it’s sounds so wrong and insulting. Hence that’s why I called them adam’s family. Anyway, when I was young, I used to watch adam’s family cartoon shows although it’s not one of my favourite toons.
People nowadays ar.. dunno how to control their hormones and get erect so easily. If cannot control mai rape girls loh?


I have a story to share with you guys. Last year, I used to work in office. Then there’s one time I went to kitchen and washed my cup. Then I saw a guy looked like Indonesian, hiding at the edge n pull up his shirt. At first I was so curious.. what is he doing? And he started to move his hand..sudden fast..sudden slow.. n then it sudden grabs my attention.. what is he doing? I look a little bit longer then I realize.. SHIT! He’s masturbating in the public! That was my very first time to see people masturbate. On that night, I was chatting with my friend on msn n I told my friend about what happened today. My friend told me that I should buy lottery because it’s very rare to see ppl masturbate in the public. Then I replied back, “WHAT!? YESTERDAY MY MOM JUST WENT TO BUY LOTTERY NUMBER AND THIS IS MY PRIZES AR!?”.


Haih… I tell u lah.. IF you can’t afford to buy condoms. Then don’t do sex. Yes, condoms are very expensive for one of the ‘delightful things’. N if you’re not able to afford it, do it in a very cheapskate sex practice. Just on the pc and watch sex clips. Watch them and play with yourself loh.. and imagine that you’re that guy loh. If you can’t afford to buy a sex doll then go take your curtain and sew it by yourself loh.. more better mah.. homemade sex doll. But when you hold your curtain, and start to sing “When the dog bites, when the bee stinks, and I feeling sad.. I simply remember my favourite things!!!..blah blah blah.. (The Sounds Of Musics)”.. Nyek nyek nyek… eh eh eh.. I’m not sifu in sex ah… don’t ask me.. I’m very stupid in this but I’m very good in insulting ppl..i’m so evil…so evil….YEAH!! BLEK!! just kidding lah..


If girls cannot control their feminine part then go make it to menopause loh! Then no need to period oleidi. SO NICE~ … WHAT!? SAVE COSTS MAH! PAD PAD SO EXPENSIVE~


Guys are one of the most weakest men in the WHOLE WORLD.. NYEK..BLEK! Not in their talent or their hardwork. They always drink alcohol n their batang kayu manis gembira is uncontrollable. By around 50 year old, men always start to get itch and find a younger girl that is twice younger than him. It’s very rare to find guys are so nice, and pure heart nowadays.


Nowadays many girls are so easy to fall for guy’s traps. And this is one of them. Guys with INNOCENT face are always the most fierce. Tak percaya? Go ahead then.. Secondly, don’t date those guys with monkey brains.They are wild and only know how to boast around. And then scratch scratch their butt... EWW!!!


So oh… better think twice oh… plant so many children, but what will happen once your h-assband/wi-pee or both of you divorce? Think twice…so now what are you gonna say? Guy’s batang kayu manis gembira= tongkat ali batang busuk? (pahit pahit one..)


Hm.. this is all I can say lah..coz I think I write too long..nyek…… and I hope you will find the right partner..ok lah… I better stop here…buhbye..88..