Paris Hilton-Handbag

Paris Hilton....the rich pretty not old nor young sexy lady..all she has killed millions of men...



"Hai, i'm Paris Hilton...i'm here to seduce u all and all the bitches to buy my handbag."




Handbags........

now 1 utama also got open 1 paris hilton shop that sells all handbag only.. not only she does as a modelling... but she also sells lots of things and this is how she earns the money.. is like we're paying for her nite club fee yo..... LOL........ but to admit lar..she is pretty lar.... i even have her poster too.... LOL..... so if u all buy her stuffs..u're actually paying her nite club fee, her one nite stand and so on...haha...

WALL-E

Now got 1 disney is coming out liao...that is WALL-E ..wanna to be in love wor...

WALL-E

but i must say this story is hamsap.... this movie must under parent's guidiance... coz u see...

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this hamsap robot......

How do you wanna know that your friends are really bother to talk with you

Friends are really important to everyone. Friends are liked who you will never get bored and never end the relationship fast than in the love relationship. Friends are liked musics. When they talk, you listen to them. When you talk, they listen to you. But how do u know that your friends are really bother to talk with you?




When you chat, you bring out a lot of stories. But they always reply like this... " Ohh, Lol, haha, I see, good lar, then don't go lor, and so on ". This means that they don't really bother to chat with you. Does it sounds like you're talking to a wall? i can say the answer is yes. When you ask them for help from your friends, the way they is reply like this, "then don't go lor, go sleep lor, go lar...". It sounds like very easy like this..while you feel very confuse and brutal. But when they ask for help..you will give lotsa advice to them than they give u some advice. Sounds unfair huh? You wish they can talk a lot with you..but... you can't change them... or even you may find it very irritating and annoying. But sometimes you have to think yourself too, maybe you talk too much and they may find it very annoying.


If you finish your grandma stories/ crazy stories/ whatever. then they go talk other things...means that they dun really bother to listen/ read it... some ppl might be very selfish and always care about themselves. But some ppl are not on purpose, because they're not YOU.


If you know your friends treat the way to you like this, i can say u can end your conversation here. To my experience, i was scolded by 1 of my friend before..for not saying goodbye to her and offline straight away on msn without telling her and stop talking with her in the middle of our conversation for several times. I know this may find it very rude.. You might say i'm very rude..but you ler??? also what...


So friends, try to think twice what you have done to your friends. If you find it you're over talkative, pls control yourself sometimes. And you know friends are very important. Tell them honestly that if you're really busy right now so they can understand you and forgive you right away.



~*Friends Forever*~

Shopping at 1 Utama

Today, it's sunday!! yeah!!!! so long time didn't go out ady... since today i whole day so free..then i go ikut my sis go to 1 utama... we go clean up all the stores at 1 Utama.... aiya...too bad lar...we forgot to bring broom to sweep the whole 1 Utama lar.... but nvm lar... so we walk and walk and walk lor.... like window shopping..hehehe...

while we were walking...we saw 1 kakaktua....

dis is burung kakak tua....

this burung kakaktua likes to turn its head to left, to the right, to the left..like dancing like tat... LOL...while we were looking at the parrot...suddenly the 1 of the worker wanna grab our attention....pull the parrot's wing... then my sis said... "yer!!! u see!!! the kakaktua didn't shave its armpt hair!"... then for those who were standing beside her and overheard our conversation..they also laughed...LOL

After finish walking at 1 utama..i brought 1 bread home...

Looks very delicious...

the smell is really nice....i wanna take a bite and try...

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OOI! dun kena tipu lar! this 1 is for mouse pad lar!!

Chocolate Chips Cookies

Today, Jian Ping and Nicole were supposed to come to my house today to make cookies together.. but they go TA FEI KEI (Fong Fei Kei) me..... SUAN LOR! but maybe they really bz so i also cannot blame lor.... so i go do by myself.... (and sumore i can eat by myself..HEE HEE HEE...) aiya..more better lar...not so crowded....then easier to do...

1st, i go mix all the ingredients...chocolate chips, nuts, butter, flour, eggs, vanilla escence and soda bicarbonate together. then go make like cookies shape........bt b4 that...i forgot to take pic...coz hand dirty!!! SOLI AR..bt then u all know how to mix and all the ingredients lar hor??? HEE HEE.....

1st will look like shit......

but after bake... willlooks like this....

looks like CHIPS MORE hor??????

OH!!! so crunchy...nice...not so sweet nor tasteless...... my family enjoy eating it..and even my dogs kept on sniffing it....LOL

nice ler..... wanna try them??? XD

I wish men can get pregnant instead of women

Every husbands and wives...are so happily during in their marriage.. and especially when the wife gave a big suprise to her husband.. "HONEY! I'M PREGNANT!" then the husband will be astonished and happy... like watching movie like that....

But now everything has changed....the modern wife says, " I DUN WANT TO GET PREGNANT!! i'm too bz working!!". this and that... then many girls also accidentally kena pregnant with their bf or whatever.... then the bf dun want the gf d...coz found out his gf pregnant this and that.... many ppl also advice dun simply have sex lor..but then the pregnancy prob is getting worse and more girls are getting pregnant by accidentally... then kena rape and so on... so kelian.. some girls even suicide themselves..or even force themselves to send their children to orphanage house..so kelian..

well, all i can do is.... pray to god.. dear god...i wish men will get pregnant instead of girls..u know why? then everyone will be very careful with their lustful hormones... wun simply rape...if the guy rape the girl...but the guy will get pregnant instead of girls... so no guys dare to rape girls lor...i know some ppl will say...USE CONDOMS MAR! aiya...u think condom so protective meh!? sometimes can losuck 1 u know! ( i read from magazines, newspaper and so on..) or say...makan the medi ( i dunno what does it called) that cannot get pregnant.... everyday makan that medi no good lar! bad for health...then the raper everyday makan the medi sampai mati ady lor.. lol!!!

hopefully lar...men will understand soon... lastly, i wish my dream will be come true...... HAHAHA!! XP

How To Keep Fit Everything At The Same Time

All pempuan....ah kua and whatever lar...is killing themselves coz wanna keep fit wor.....but then lazy wor.....some ppl keep on diet non stop is actually very bad for health (unless u're a very fat person then better lar..). some ppl lazy to exercise then only eat disaster.... but there is a way to keep fit everything at the same time! no need to exercise arms for 20 minutes...jogging for 20 minutes and so on! but dun woli lazy Peaper! u can do this in eliwhere u want........let sifu teach u how to do..........THE LAZY METHOD FOR THOSE SPECIALLY LAZY PEOPLE......
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1st.....u have to do like this....
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2 hands put on top of your waist.... spread your legs a bit....straighten your back...





From the side is like this....






then...jump and swing your arms non-stop like a chicken .. do it repeatly until you're tired....

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's true what!! your arms are moving....and then jump somemore like playing skipping rope!

XD

Worse day of my driving test

Yesterday it was my 1st day of my driving test....i was so takut... scare that i will fail...but then i have the feeling that i will pass one...coz i sudah practice for so many times...sure can 1....then i've already passed on the hill, side parking and 3 point turn....the last 1 is on the road......i can't wait to finish all my test...but it turns everything upside down...

my driving teacher looked at me driving out frm the bangi exam place....he felt that he tak perlu so worry lar...coz i drive didn't mati engin at all.... and drive smoothly..but 5 min later...i was driven back to the exam place by my examiner...... it was shocking...everybody was staring at me.... until the ketua of the driving test also must come out d.....

this is how the story happens..... the 1st time i keluar dari exam place...i was ok with it...drive normal and so on..... then drive here and there happily...then got another t-juntion...so i have to stop and wait till got no car .... then tat time tak ada car then i go membelok kanan...when i wanna change to gear 2...suddenly there's a loud crash at the back of the kancil....BANG!!!!!!!!! the examiner and i were shocked...
looked at the back....

OMG! a motorsikal hit at the back of the kancil!!!! i saw everything with my own eyes...the motorsikal was frozen at the back of the kancil..then few seconds later...the motorsikal fell to the left...BANG!!!!!! the motor man pengsan d..... i was stunned..omg..omg..omg...scared.... dunno what to do then i burst into tears.. of coz...i'm still in early stage.. and i'm not those sudah biasa driving on the road somemore..many ppl on the street like construction and so on saw also..then come and help....luckily the motorguy fell on the grass ...not so serious..but broken arm...then the examiner told me to sit at his place and drive me back..i was so frighten i cried all the way back to the exam place..everyone was staring...shocking... but luckily the kancil didn't damage so serious...just a shape of the motor at the back...the examiner told me that he has to write a report d.... and told me not to cry..coz it's not my fault..it's actually the motor guy's fault...he over take the kancil on the left..and somemore...he was speeding...that's why lost control and hit the kancil...

actually they give me the 2nd chance to go on the road..but then straight away go to the 2nd round...how wor.. today kena langgar by the motor guy then come back to the exam place and do the 2nd round meh..i'm not steady d.... and frightening...so..next week i only continue my 'on the road' test....and at the end....i was considered it failed innocently....the news was spreaded very fast.. until everyone knows d...

my driving teacher also know that i was very upset n even he himself also very hard to accept the bad news from me...coz if this didn't happen to me..i shall have passed confidently.... my driving teacher told me that actually..i'm not the 1st person to kena this case..last week also got this happen....but even more cham than me.... he said i should be lucky coz i didn't get injured at all.... that guy sudah pass halfway..but then have to retake all over again..me ler... no need to retake all over again....just on the road... to cheer me up...my driving teacher is gonna take me to learn driving on tomorrow again without any charges..it's free....so...all i can do is...dun think too much and never take it as a phobia....

my moral lesson: beware of BLINDSPOT on the road...